I'm a user . . . Anyone up for an intervention?

I guess the first step is supposed to be admitting you have a problem. So ok I admit it I am a user. My drug of choice - food. Today it is McDonald's.

Reasons why food is a great drug

• It is legal
  
• It can be cheap
  
• It is a socially acceptable fix
  
• Necessary to live so you HAVE to do it
  
• Readily available everywhere
  
• Many varities, tastes, and textures
  
• It fills you up both your stomach and the psychological hole
  
• Adds to the negative feelings you had before eating - so you don't have to waste time and money being happy
  

Ok so maybe I am not quite ready for an intervention. After all I am not yet stalking Ronald McDonald, the little red headed Wendy's girl, or the freaky Burger King man, who I am convinced needs his own intervention the perv peeper that he is. I may occasionally hide out in the White Castle but since we don't have those around here I guess I can't make my home there. I also don't case the Ronald McDonald House anymore ever since I found out that it wasn't food related and actually had a great mission. I later went to my nearest Mickey-D's and had a "Giving Meal" so I could contribute to the Ronald McDonald House.

So do I need help? Maybe mental help. But since I already had that, I guess I will have to keep working on my own.

PS: I am going to go enjoy my McDonald's sundae now - I don't think anyone can argue against hot fudge, so I won't even try.